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What is George's surname? | |
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What cake did Gwynedd offer to make Denzil when he was poorly? | |
3 |
What problem did Frank Hovis have in the back of a taxi? | |
| 4 |
What did Calum Gilhooley sell to the Jehovah witness for £1? | |
5 |
What did the slobs ask their next door neighbor for when slob squad arrived? | |
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6 |
What did Donald bring back when he went out to get four Croissants? | |
7 |
How did Bert Bastard know that the Steradent he won, was his from last year? | |
8 |
What happened to Frank Hovis’s Black and white television set? | |
9 |
When Callum was booking
his flight to New York to see his mate Gavin, What phonetic words did he used for the letters G and I (i.e. B =Bravo, Q=Qubec) |
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10 |
According to Frank Hovis, What is Lip salve good for? |
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11 |
In the Nice Family, What does mother do when something bad happens? | |
12 |
In the Nice Family,
What did the twins suggest as a Christmas Present for the family and what happened to them as a result? |
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13 |
What household appliance did Gwynedd get stuck in ? | |
14 |
What insect do Don and George not like? | |
15 |
Which well-known
person, high-up at Channel 4 made an impromptu appearance on Callum and John when they were in the pub? |
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16 |
What does Callum have in his carrier bag? | |
17 |
What food did Frank Hovis order from the menu at the Hotel Kaka poo poo? | |
18 |
What are Cheesewater ? | |
19 |
How long has Gwynedd been pregnant ? | |
20 |
What happened
when Bert Bastard tried to heat up some soup? |
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21 |
Which
famous musician was supposed to turn up for the Stoneybridge pop video, and who actually turned up instead? |
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22 |
What happens
to the father of the Nice Family when he tries to teach his children about ‘the type of people to avoid’? |
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23 |
What did
Lady Camilla loose up her arse? |
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24 |
Why did
Peter Wells think Helen did not want to have a baby? |
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25 |
How does
Bert Bastard open the milk for his cup of tea and how does he then get it into the cup? |
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26 |
What alternatives
do the Policemen (Don and George) try for their ‘Nice and Nasty’
interrogation method? |
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27 |
We all know
the best things in life are free, but according to Don how much do the nice things in life cost ? |
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28 |
Who does
McGlashan hate ? |
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29 |
What were
the names of the Doctor and the postman in the DIY Denzil sketches? |
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30 |
Who stripped
off at the Stoneybridge council party? |
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31 |
What
is Denzil referring to when he says ‘Scurrying are alright’? |
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32 |
What memorable
phrase does Donald say to George about the tax man, when they are dressed as superhero’s to avoid paying taxes? |
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33 |
What gross
thing did Frank Hovis admit to doing in the Bath? |
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34 |
What was
unusual about Denzils trousers after Gweneth had mended them and what did Denzil say when he put them on? |
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35 |
In the Southern
yocal bride sketch, what was wrong with her wedding dress? |
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36 |
What
institute did Denzil belong to? |
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37 |
What sporting
event did Stoneybridge make a promotional video for? |
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38 |
What was
Thrumble nose? |
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39 |
What was
Denzils favourite tipple and night out? |
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40 |
What did
McGlashan want to do to Jimmy Hill? |
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41 |
What did
Frank Hovis give to the Taxi driver? |
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| 42 | How much money do Don & George have, after George adds his savings? | |
| 43 | Complete this long company name, Brodie, Wilks... |
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