ABSOLUTELY
- EPISODE GUIDES
An episode Guide to all 28 episodes of Absolutely, giving details of each
sketch in each show.
Also includes sketch guide for the two official video releases Absolutely "the Vido" & Number 2.
| Sketch details
for each episode of Absolutely I have tried to describe each sketch using terms that I think you will remember. If you are not sure about a character then use my Absolutely Character Guide to identify them. To try an locate a sketch you remember, press Control F which will show the Find Dialogue. Then type in a phrase and click the 'Find next' button example Little girl will highlight each time it finds a sketch with little girl in it. |
| A guide to the sketches in series ONE of Absolutely |
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1 Now this is Radical television, I'm not even in the room, I’m still in the dressing room. Start credits Job interview - Man with comes for job interview but is faced by people with traits as follows a) rude and obnoxious, b) Distract you c) Terribly, terribly nice. Denzil – Doing it yourself. Wood, I am a tool. They wouldn’t be here for one thing, and I don’t need to tell you what that is So I won’t. Job interview – Bass Guitar Man ordering Pizza over phone says things like can you get one of the pizzas wrong, also can you forget the garlic bread, How many times should I phone you back. and what should the excuses be? Undertakers – Don and George arrange a burial for their landlady who dies of spontaneous combustion. Use roller-skates as a hearse. Song – Journey of life Undertakers – Don and George Adverts Undertakers – Don and George running after the roller-skate with the coffin on it. Then ask if they can chuck it in with someone’s coffin. A man who is buying his leg! Little Girl – Death Bert Bastard Looking through his address book and says Dead, Dead , dead, Deaf oh I shan't bother phoning him then. Adverts Calum Calls in on John to show him photos of his new car. John talks directly to the camera and explains who Calum is to the audience. John sells his flat to Calum for 10 pounds to get rid of him. Fashion show – Trouser moustache, Boler ears, Nasal Balls, Patio eye brows, Tooth sock, Car park attendant, Saggy twin set. Getting to work – London bridge, getting to work quickly in a group. Nice Family Thiz evenings viewing on Television. The Nice family have a problem in that the wildlife program and a drama play are on at the same time. And father rings up the authorities to check that the program is zuitable for family viewing. End credits |
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2 Missing bit? Valerie Jane Turpett – John stuck in a bar with woman that he can’t get rid of. ‘Just do not ask her why’, oh my god were going downstairs! Cinema – Woman eating popcorn really loudly, keeps asking questions. The queen has complained that your legs are sticking out. Calum then comes in to the cinema, Thankfully real life is not like this. Song – Just an ordinary guy Adverts Little girl – The Queen Nice family – Cubs, hamster Don and George – in hamster cage on swings, flashing thing in corner of tv, that means the adverts are coming there’s nothing we can do about it. Adverts Don and George – in hamster cage, Don selling trousers, Explaining the word Cantankerous. Then Don explains Restaurant. Rest a urant and rest b ur uncle. Death USA immigration desk – Man asking questions such as have you ever suffered from the following. Lard fever, butter teeth, soup rash, puddle nose, neenee, lumpybucks. Death Bert Bastard – Bert is on a rowing boat standing up behind Zimmer frame while some old woman (his wife?) moans at him, he falls off Denzil – You are looking very attractive today, you are what you eat, Gweneth shows him a book ‘the joy of Shelves’ Security desk – This is my taxi End credits |
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3 Death of Herbert Blackford Start credits Shop – Queens visit, Preparing for visit. I’m the queen and I’d like to for a dump Don and George in the shop changing rooms talking about how people’s names came about. William Terance, Merance Gibson, Hairy Secome. Sunday supplements – living room filled with papers, couple trying to find different sections of the paper. Pete stuck in the middle of the papers, ring the fire brigade to rescue him. Fireman – working out how to get there using a world globe. Adverts Firemen – Watching footage of fire engines Nice family – Wash this television, letter to points of view. Why, oh why, oh why. Shop – Don and George leave without buying, stop that banging Courtroom – I’m his dentist and a clown Little girl – How people got in the world Adverts Bert Bastard – Making soup. Matches fall into pan, phone rings, sets on fire, gets fire extinguisher but can’t read it, chucks bucket of water over it, rings fire brigade but gets an answer machine. Firemen call to rescue man from Sunday supplements Interview with Theatre woman that’s so boring the interviewer vomits all over her. Hospital – Mrs Johnson’s husband has been reduced to a leg and an ear. Shop – Staff sing a song to welcome the Queen but then is told she’s not coming, she’s gone for a dump, Arse. |
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4 Start Credits Bank - Trouble cashing a cheque, customer recognises famous bank robbers Sweet shop - Boy asking how much is that , how much is that and one of them...Bye Vikings - Who's king ? Don and George - Bargains, Saving money The Foot theater company - Two gentlemen of Verona Scottish Country dancing how it came into existence Robbin & Annabel in the supermarket, John can't remember Robbins name Adverts Almonde and servant to the lady at the opera - Who's that man down there? Denzil - What are Cheese water when it are at home? Nice family - Christmas presents - twins want Airfix kit for the whole family End Credits Vikings - what do you think? End Credits |
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5 Start Credits Little Girl - In charge of people (Queen/Margaret Thatcher) Shop - Welsh man (what hav a got da then, pair of Shooose is it? I like touching people) Stoneybridge SJFA - Football Quarter Final draw which goes bad Businessmen having a loud conversation in a cafe Dancing man in trousers - humming Green sleeves Bad Actress with balloon Blokes in flat talking about being a Hippy Strange clothes shop with odd changing room The slobs in living room - Pass me the matches, there just out of reach. Posh people in cinema - Everything pronounced beginning with B's Man becoming a Beefeater End credits Iffy Salesman trying to sell Queens pooh in a jar. |
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6 Start Credits Animal rights activists – Complaining that one of the members is not doing their bit for the cause. Setting free the ice-cream etc. Bert Bastard – Trying to put up a deck chair on beach Stoneybridge – Promotional video Song Adverts Bert Bastard – Trying to put up a deck chair on beach Courtroom – Gwyn the Welshman in the dock Little girl – Baby Jesus and Christmas Calum – in the post office, do you sell stamps, Passport. Desk clerk trying to help filling in the form and Calum giving ridiculous long-winded answers. Adverts Two very shy blokes at party – Awful limp handshakes, sitting on settee Bert Bastard – Trying to put up a deck chair on beach Nice Family – Reading the morning mail, Electricity bill is 1 unit higher than it should be. Parking fine. Bloke joining the Salvation Army, learning how to get donations in a military maneuver. Turns into a brawl in street and chase across sea and onto beach where Bert Bastard is submerged under water in deck chair. End Credits |
| A guide to the sketches in series TWO of Absolutely |
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2 Start credits Calum Gilhooley – Jehovah witness. Selling them suzuki 350 manual The great Thinko Shop kid – kids go mad is shop, owner was making a sign ony two schoolchildren at a time. Calum Gilhooley – photos of things that have not come out Man that says what he thinks – baby, speeding, child painting, parents will die, Taxi driver. Life support - Jack visiting and visit by Calum Calum in street being punched by Jack Adverts Jehovah witness try to offer Suzuki manual to Mr Perkins Mr Perkins meets Mr Perkins for a meeting Calum – I don’t live here Police call at house - Spurs lost to Everton, woman at work does not like you, wife mentioned this in suicide note. Nuns – Catwalk priests in novelty pants Mr Perkins phones Mr Perkins – Would you like to see me naked Artist – Painting nude male model, do you find me attractive, like a volcano Mr Perkins & Mr Perkins – Everything Perkin Adverts DIY Denzil – Gywneth swarming and having a baby Woman in red coat - I wanna have a baby and I want it now Calum – At train station showing photos Don and George – Donald goes out for Croissants but goes to all the wrong shops. End Credits |
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3 Start Credits Disease of the week – Thrumble nose Don & George – Dons trip to London Tour Guide – Ending in wardrobe What do fish talk about – Microphone to hear fish, Arsenal fans, Cows, Cow pats Shop keepers – teaching kids football end with the kid running off with ball Adverts Pub – Macglashan and agent, The Scots invented everything. Army – Take them by surprise with Antique Chippendale furniture Pub – Macglashan youre an English poof Little Girl – How the telephone works Pub – Macglashan Bananas invented by the Scots Adverts Frogs singing Sensible Hair song. Hairdresser – Hair for mice Tour guide Airport – Security man, Macglashan Tour guide in changing rooms Squash changing rooms – discussing Lawyers with ridiculously long names Start the bidding at £10 to not hear 7 other company names End Credits |
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4 Start Credits Peter& Jennifer Wells - Kenyan baby called Jeffrey Stoneybridge – 1996 Olympic games promotional video Welsh man – Noun and verbs Press release – Translation problems in Bible Welsh man – Just having a look man, Buttocks Piano man – Clever song Adverts Bert Bastard – Eating dinner Fun as a Nun Wardrobe – Dangerous things cab be dangerous Piano man – I’m wearing trousers Welsh man – Too hard for an anaesthetic Little Girl – Dentist Piano man – Good looking Dinner party – Affair Piano man – Andante Vets waiting room – Have you got a damp cloth Paino man – Making sounds Adverts Robin and Annabel – reminiscing about when they met Calum – Rings John, My answering of the phone in no way constitutes an agreement to meet you for a drink. Robin and Annabel – Picnic and singing Calum and John - In pub, barman using PA system “the tart in the red dress too much makeup”. Michael Grade walks in on set during filming. End Credits |
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5 Start Credits Frank – Two woman obsessed by an ordinary man. He arrives on the train and is hunted down by them. They end up camping out on his front lawn. They have a 45 single with “just blinking get out of it please” repeating over and over. Alarm clock – Man wakes up to alarm but cannot stop the alarm despite cutting it in half. Denzil – wine Sleeping man in pyjamas, Welsh man ‘I’m very unpredictable’ Man eating finder nails in waiting room, then eats his fingers Adverts Sleeping man Main being eaten by woman in waiting room. Don and George at hotel, just across from their house. Waiting room Man almost completely eaten, just head left. Out parents – All the cast talk about their childhoods with their parents. Don and George in hotel Adverts Train station – Sleeping man gets off train and into car Don and George in hotel Sleeping man gets out of car Western – Man doing voiceovers for film Little girl – Lies Baby Christening – Name is very long collection of football legends Courtroom – Man in docks starts gargling theme tunes Song – Suit song, animated song about wearing a suit. Sleeping man arrives at his mums ‘is my bed made up, I fancy a kip’ End credits |
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6 Start credits Denzils – Illtyd (his brother) comes for dinner, he brings a bunch of sprouts. I’m the shortest link in the world John in restaurant – Ladies first, Keeps coming back and apologising for saying things that could be taken the wrong way. Little Girl – Aeroplanes Nice Family – Go for a drive in Morris traveller. Adverts Courtroom – Baby in the dock. John – And we didn’t mean this. Man in pub talking to sheep dog. John – And we didn’t mean this. Western bar Surgeons - signing All things bright and beautiful Dog in pub trying to remember how the song went. Adverts Bert Bastard – Playing game called Arse, I’m 82 you know. Don and George – Eating soup, it’s a bit, trying to explain whats not right about the soup. Model – Putting on makeup saying With clever use of makeup I’m surprised more girls aren’t models these days. Stoneybridge – Promotional video to try and get twinning with another town. End Credits |
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7 Western bar – Everyone hops around Start credits Wardrobe – The ancient art of Wako-taki Man walking through park saying "Where Bowls do Roll and Bowly bowl" and I’m not here man – Ladies Ladies Ladies Bowling club AGM Shop keeper and boy – Boy sees man may be committing suicide, Then bothers the shop keeper who is fishing with 'what’s that, what’s that, what’s that got any Pepsi?' Adverts I’m not here man Man with Diaries - Bald, Bald I’m not here man – Bald, wiggy Adolescent girl - Poets I’m not here man saying more gibberish. Meeting – How to get ladies. With group of strange people – Fashion expert, strong and silent type, conversation expert, Clinton moves in an interesting fashion. Guest speakers Wilmalena, Calum Adverts Robbin & Annabels wedding, John can’t remember names Car mechanics – Various mechanics that don’t have a clue about what’s wrong with the car. Meeting – How to get the ladies continues Nice family – The children come home early from Sunday school to find father dressed in bondage gear. He then tries to explain who Mr Louve Pump and Mr Beach Quan are. These two fictitious characters then turn up for tea ! End credits |
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8 Casting - Were looking for a man to play part of man in sketch. Start credits Old peoples home – Magazine interviewer trying to get stories from old people. Ends with old people throwing food on interviewer. Wardrobe – relationship with camera Art gallery – three strange artists exhibiting their work Don and George – bookcase full of cleaners, its just a sausage, Two ladies come to dinner. Adverts Little girl – How Buildings get there. Business man - Man with lots of ringing phones Don and George – Talking to the two ladies Agnes and Deloris. Adverts Bert Bastard – Reading his suicide note, swallows his last 1st class stamp and drops letter behind unit. Courtroom – Calum in the dock, John accuses him of boring him to death. Song – In the style of ‘Simple Minds Belfast child’ End credits |
| A guide to the sketches in series THREE of Absolutely |
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3 - Episode 1 Start credits Calum – on Aeroplane Wellses – Writing to Political prisoner Bert Bastart – Sports day, 100m, long jump, Javlin, longjump, sack race, cup of tea. Don and George – Police interrogation Nice and Nasty. Adverts Stoneybridge – Vido Little Girl – Doctors McGlashan – Hurly Burly bag Bad morning - Animated face McGlashan – Englands Border with Scotland, Mcglashan rides up to Englands border and shouts "Pooooooooofffffffffffffsssssssss" to an empty street then gets on his bike and rides back into Scotland. End Credits |
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2 Start credits Don and George – Don misses his Dr’s appointment, George gives him a medical. Really Very Bad Swimmers Indeed Man being woken up by people getting revenge for Car Alarm going off. Denzil – Welsh institute of wood, Denzils suit has a sleeve sown onto the front of the trousers. Tour Guide Clive Merson – A dead man being used to make money for charity. Adverts Man in restaurant – Ordering food such as Pizza Fish, Veal Lobster. Welsh man and others witness Lobster being run over by car. Woman trying to get into nightclub. Song by blokes in jumpers - System Analysts by day. Frank Hovis – Caught short in a Taxi Plumbers – I can’t take it anymore. End Credits |
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3 Start credits Wellses – Getting ready for visitors, making place look suitable only to end up making out that they are not in. Calum – Booking a flight to New York Bert Bastard – Goes shopping at the supermarket Song – Birth, death Adverts Jeff the Parkie – Board Meeting Model Don and George – Don picking up Satellite television. Posh couple – Binkinikineeny, European, Baguette Don and George – mirror showing previous owners Stoneybridge – Elections End Credits |
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4 Start credits Denzil – Gwenedd smoking pipe, Denzil reading wallpaper book, Why do a hoover suck Piano man Séance – hello Kevin Frank Hovis – Greek island called Anus, Anus in the sun. Vets waiting room – Man singing tunes otherman annoyed as he heard them before adverts used them. Wedding Preparations – Bride panicking, something old something new and something completely hideous around the neckline. Piano Wedding video – Bizarre rock type video viewed by all the family, ‘How can you be bothered to be bothered about that’ Restaurant – Man not allowed to use it until he has his Orange underpants painted white. Piano man under water. Hotel – Pre-warming bed for guest by sleeping in it. Poets at funeral talking about one of us dying. Hotel – Burglar hovering room. Police in playground – on swings and seesaw, knocking off each others helmets. Police siege on house where burglar is doing the washing up. Long talk about how long to allow to get in the house. ‘Give me 5 mins, no make it 3 mins. oh hang on how many rooms were there’ etc etc. End credits |
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5 Start Credits Charity shop – Little Tartan drummer girl in a tube. Customer loves everything in the shop and buys it all. Braid Scots – Simple phrases ‘oh it will na bee’ Singing man Stoneybridge – Meeting to arrange Independent Television franchise Singing man Calum – Opinion poll, ‘If there was an election tomorrow who would you vote for’ Singing man Bert Bastard – Over 80’s disco, Shall I have a birth?, My gentlemen is well thumbed by the end, Stimulate her Clematis. Singing man Adverts Nice family – Football, suggestion to the FA about how it should be played Little Girl – School Hospital – Has the Donor accepted Jesus into his heart? Denzil – Illtyd (Denzils brother) comes around, he brings a carburettor from a Ford Escort, She wears Chicken skin shoes. Welsh unarmed hitting. McGlashan – Oil, Iraq, South Africa. McMinn sacks him People quietly walking by man in street to avoid giving money McGlashan – New England map, McMinn tied up. End Credits |
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6 Start Credits News & sport – McGlashan reading the news Denzil – Phlegm Lovely beer, gas leak, Gavin (Denzils son) turns up, Pigs nerves, I married the most repulsive woman in Swansea. Piano man in restaurant Plane – Do you think I’m bald?, How bald, slap heads, fat arse. Frank Hovis – Pubic hair, Tupperware Adverts Mad Woman - I cut my own hair Courtroom – World champions, Argument about American world champions only playing against Americans. Animated music video – Party Pen pal Don and George – Shop ‘I’m not your wife’, Matches, newspaper, wine gums, milk, vegetable fight, counter. George stands in the audience. Mad woman – Make your own clothes Elvis fan club meeting in living room Denzil – Dancing in living room Elvis meeting End Credits |
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7 Start credits Wellses – taking stuff to charity shop such as paper & used water Stoneybridge – Selecting Celebrity to open the Jamboree Environmental song Frank Hovis – Penis flytrap Adverts Don and George – playing ‘George – You’re simply the best’ Bert Bastard – In Zimmer frame in bathroom trying to do Oke coky, you put your left foot in….. Victoria and Albert museum is empty because its run by my Mum. Calum – Bringing videos back to Shop based on the titles of the films Little Girl – Family Tracing family tree – All your ancestors are dead. Sketch deteriorates as it becomes apparent that it’s a set with props. End Credits |
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8 Start credits Wellses – Box of stuff Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance Train station – Man preaching to no one, Look nobody is listening to you! Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance Black and white clip of person slipping on banana skin, people laughing. Billy – In bedroom Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance including Frank Hovis drunk singing Mime artists in black T-shirts Meeting in car park doing a deal. Edwardian musician playing to group of people Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance Don and George – The Broons Woman writing complaint letter to TV Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance End Credits |
| A guide to the sketches in series FOUR of Absolutely |
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4 - Episode 1 Start Credits McGlashan – Newspaper in pub with McMinn Laughing man – On tractor Calum – In operating theatre, out of anorak experience Bert Bastard – World atlas ‘it cost the lives of millions but it didn’t cost me a penny cus I kept me old atlas’ Laughing man – car stickers Little girl – Old people Dressage – Not with horses! Adverts Photographer – Strange woman taking photos in her studio. Frank Hovis – I wet the bed, ‘it brought down the ceiling of the room below’, running for a bus. Piano man – in restaurant playing piano and also preparing food. Don and George – I’m off to work, employment, Job, profession, my post. ‘It’s like a big errand.’ Laughing man Nice family – Father looses control, asking the kids to help mother with the tea. End credits |
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4 - Episode 2 Start Credits Stoneybridge – Bruce’s wedding and stag night, Dirty vido, Stripper. Wells’es – Fostering a child Surgeons – Repairing bike tyre puncture Office – Odd couple exchanging phrases – Chocolate suggestive, good morning vicar Welsh man – Having a shave with cut throat razor. Golf – Cyberman versus Thor (god of thunder) Adverts Song – Hello Denzil – Denzil is ill he has Llandudno neck Piano man Tour guide – Blenheim Palace Wedding dress – Not enough frills End credits |
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4 - Episode 3 Start Credits Posh couple – in kitchen preparing dinner Laughing man – pub Don and George – Calling at mans door. ‘We are not selling anything’ Song – It’s my packed lunch song Don and George – Inside mans doorway Frank Hovis – Lip salve, bath, poo filled trousers Laughing man – pub Adverts Bert Bastard – Mobility scooter, car wash, canal, motorway, on luggage conveyer, ends up riding off into sunset with spanish woman on the front of scooter. Quiz show hostess – Thick woman saying how hard it is to present. Nice family – The facts of life. Father says ‘people get married and have babies’. The kids ask a series of awkward questions and father answers all with ridiculous answers about pensions and mortgages. Surgeons – Operations with bits left over Laughing man – in pub Lady Camilla - deportment classes, pencil, getting into a car End credits |
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4 - Episode 4 Start Credits Denzil – Gweneth gets stuck in the Hoover Song – Getting older, fatter Calum – Bookshop, Calum looks around shop while John tries to avoid him. Hiding face in book ‘History of the Honda 350’ Calum chases him around town, and to the end of the Earth. Little girl – Trains ‘inter tity 12567’ Adverts Wells’es – Greentours holiday Naughty kids – Smoking in car, lets go up the hospical Mr Wiggy – Icecream van dispensing hair to four bald men Stoneybridge – Independence for Stoneybridge Bruceland. Laughing man – lousy T-shirt Stoneybridge – war between bruceland and the other side of the room End Credits |
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4 - Episode 5 Start Credits Nice family – The type of people to avoid. Football hooligan, Hooker, Drugie. Looking for a good time boys, Yes please!, To the radio gram Woman in wardrobe – I did all the correct things in the correct order. Fish attacking man, police in river, fish handcuffed to policeman Wells’es – Soup kitchen collection Welsh man – Teeth, on you go Adverts Tour guide – on coach Surgeons – Operation in the street Don and George – Washing vegetables in sink, George buy a car and goes for a drive in the living room but hits a wasp (cyclist) as he was going too fast (1/2 mile and hour) Naughty kids – Go up the arcade. Frank Hovis – Hotel kaka poo poo, Number two on the menu, sticky toffee pudding. Song – Bank holiday End credits |
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4 - Episode 6 Start Credits Don and George – Savings, the best things in life are free, vat man Cartoon – Schedule d man Welshman – Modern is it, buys sellotape Don and George – Georgeman and Donan superheroes (to avoid paying tax) Bert Bastard – Filing false teeth, making a cup of tea Posh couple – waking up and getting ready Bert Bastard – Go ahead cheese and biscuits make my day Piano man – in garden, being depressed Adverts Little girl – Government Calum – Giving directions to halfway tavern Frank Hovis – Farting, Farting and more farting, does not say anything! Stoneybridge – Music video End credits |
| A guide to the sketches in Absolutely "the Vido" |
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Stoneybridge – Promotional video Start Credits Don & George – Medical Little Girl – When your mum has a baby Song – Simple minds style McGlashan – Hurly Burly bag Queen inspecting solders in bearskins Calum – Flight booking to New York Song – Glasses Partings Putting children to use Frank Hovis – Taxi Don and George – Nice and Nasty Stoneybridge – Promotional video Don and George – Nice and Nasty cont Artist – Filthy old lady painting nude male model Surgeons dancing Nice Family – This evening television viewing Sensible hair song Denzil – Gwyneth’s birthday Solicitor’s names Little Girl – Dentist Bert Bastard – Sports day Wellses Song - The suit song Frank Hovis – Hotel ka ka poo poo Resturant – Pizza fish, Lobster Callum – Jehovah’s witnesses Tracing family tree – All your ancestors are dead. Sketch deteriorates as it becomes apparent that it’s a set with props. End credits |
| A guide to the sketches in Absolutely Number 2 |
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Credits I'm OK Thankyou very much - Street protesting that we are ok thankyou very much, but wouldn't say no to a blender. Bert Bastard – Eating dinner, peas go onto floor with lots of previously dropped food. "were all very clean at the day centre, they cleaned one old man to death" Man singing the 'Journey of Life' song Little Girl - Doctors Calum – in the post office, do you sell stamps, Passport. Desk clerk trying to help filling in the form and Calum giving ridiculous long-winded answers. Bert Bastard – In Zimmer frame in bathroom trying to do Oke coky, you put your left foot in. Don and George buying wallpaper - Its too near. Doctor - I've got a libary book up my arse and its due back tomorrow The death song. Stoneybridge Council - Election Piano man - I can do anything song Denzil - Loft, Cellar, 17 years pregnant. Piano man - Strange sounds from his piano Bride - Wedding Preparations – Bride panicking, something old something new and something completely hideous around the neckline, Dady Hospital – Has the Donor accepted Jesus into his heart? Wedding video – Bizarre rock type video viewed by all the family, ‘How can you be bothered to be bothered about that’ Pub – Macglashan and agent, The Scots invented everything. Denzil - Illtyd (his brother) comes for dinner, he brings a bunch of sprouts. Calum in court - Charged with harasment of John. Little Girl - Family Wellses – Writing to Political prisoner, "What sort of records do you like? Our current favourites are “Gracelands” by Paul Simon, Johnny Clegg and his Sambucca.” Peter says “Oh, well done Jennifer. He’ll be out by Monday” Piano Man - Smug and Cheesy playing is restaurant Shop keeper and boy - How much is that and one of those. Don and George – Donald goes out for Croissants but goes to all the wrong shops. Denzil - Dancing Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance Tour Guide Microphone to hear singing fish Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance including Frank Hovis drunk singing. Edwardian musician playing to group of people Stoneybridge – Annual dinner dance Posh couple – Binkinikineeny, European, Baguette End credits |
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